Trump’s got a secret.  A bronze secret. 

Rumour has it, under that Martian sunset glow hides… a third nipple.  He's not confirming, he's not denying.  That’s why we’re launching $JUSTTHENIP; the meme coin so dumb, it's genius.  Buy now, before Trump’s tan fades and the truth comes out. 

Is it a utility token?  Nope.  Does it solve world hunger?  Definitely not.  Will it make you rich?  Probably not.  Will it be hilarious?  Absolutely.  $JUSTTHENIP: Embrace the absurdity.  (Also, maybe buy stock in some sunscreen. Trump’s got a lot of tan to maintain.)